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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty III

With no Jedi left to corrupt, Darth Patty shows her Synth-crystal lightsaber the sexy Darkside. Check out those Empire logo nipples pasties! Only Pattycake cosplays that hardcore!

Posted On: May 10, 2017 with No Comments
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Brooke Marks: 05/04/17 Camshow: May the 4th Be With You Video

Brooke Marks plays with her favorite Star Wars toy in bed for her special May the 4th live camshow. She lets her little BB-8 droid roll around between her boobs before it loses control. It lasted longer than I would’ve squeezed in her cleavage!

Posted On: May 6, 2017 with No Comments
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Bailey Knox: Kylo Ren’s Fangirl

Bailey Knox shows her Star Wars fangirl love for Kylo Ren by getting nude and playing with his triblade crossguard lightsaber. Bailey makes the force awaken…in my pants.

Posted On: May 6, 2017 with No Comments
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Brooke Marks: Star Wars Sex Toy Video

Brooke Marks is back in her R2-D2 cosplay and playing with her favorite toys again. She gets nude then desecrates her Kenner Star Wars figures by turning them into sex toys. An intergalactic orgy starts with all kinds of crazy pairings. Luke Skywalker with an Imperial Scout Trooper? This is not canon!

Have you no decency, Brooke Marks? What would George Lucas think?

True collectors say that vintage toys need to come with a box, so Brooke decided to provide hers. This is what happens what you have too much fun on May the 4th…the video shows up online for the Revenge of the 5th!

Posted On: May 5, 2017 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty III Video

Pattycake continues her Darth Patty saga by twerking her legendary phat ass in celebration of Star Wars Day!

Posted On: May 4, 2017 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty: Cum To The Dark Side Premium Video – Re-release

In celebration of Star Wars Day, Pattycake is re-releasing her 42-minute epic premium Darth Patty: Cum To The Dark Side video for one week only starting today! Read our original post on this video, which was one of her most popular and hottest ever!

If you want the make your May the 4th even better, you don’t have to travel to a galaxy far, far away, just download her Bathing Leia zipset video to complete your Pattycake Star Wars cosplay collection!

Posted On: May 4, 2017 with No Comments
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Lex Nai: Star Wars Figure Challenge Video

What, what is this? A new model??

Meet Lex Nai! She’s 22, naturally busty, and has joined forces with the team behind Brooke Marks and Bailey Knox, so you know the updates, especially the videos, will be hot!

For her debut, we get a free video that Lex Nai posted on YouTube. She has never seen Star Wars, so does about as good as you can expect trying to identify vintage figures from the legendary Kenner era. What do you think the penalty for a wrong answer should be? That’s right, tits! You’ll have to check out the full uncensored video on her brand new site for the breast best parts!

Posted On: March 27, 2017 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty II Video

Pattycake gets a little too carried away with her Lightsaber.

Posted On: December 10, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty II

With Rogue One ready to drop next week, the Disney marketing machine is in full Force. See what I did there? They even turned Epcot’s Spaceship Earth ride (the big iconic globe structure in the middle of the park) into an entertainingly functional Death Star! It shoots lasers into the sky!

Even still, the planetary body that can even eclipse the biggest media company ever, is dat ass of Darth Patty! Disney, if you really want to put asses in seats for your yearly Star Wars initiative, I’m sure Pattycake would sell some ad space on that big round billboard!

Posted On: December 6, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty I Video

Keep your Death Star, Vader! Darth Patty has an ass that will make everyone explode!

Posted On: November 30, 2016 with No Comments
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