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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty II Video

Pattycake gets a little too carried away with her Lightsaber.

Posted On: December 10, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty II

With Rogue One ready to drop next week, the Disney marketing machine is in full Force. See what I did there? They even turned Epcot’s Spaceship Earth ride (the big iconic globe structure in the middle of the park) into an entertainingly functional Death Star! It shoots lasers into the sky!

Even still, the planetary body that can even eclipse the biggest media company ever, is dat ass of Darth Patty! Disney, if you really want to put asses in seats for your yearly Star Wars initiative, I’m sure Pattycake would sell some ad space on that big round billboard!

Posted On: December 6, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty I Video

Keep your Death Star, Vader! Darth Patty has an ass that will make everyone explode!

Posted On: November 30, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty: Cum To The Dark Side Premium Video

Pattycake wants you to Cum To The Dark Side in her new 42-minute Premium Video!

Darth Patty finds new uses for her lightsaber before submitting fully to the Emperor on her knees. With her mouth wide-open, she still ends up with his midi-chlorians all over her face! Sith semen?

Be happy you still have both your hands and get ready to feel the Force of sexual enjoyment on this Cyber Monday. Remember, Pattycake’s premium videos are only available for a limited time!

Posted On: November 28, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty

Darth Patty wants you to cum to the dark side, but it’s dat backside that makes me grab my lightsaber! If you hear some labored breathing, it will be coming from me.

Posted On: November 22, 2016 with No Comments
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Alisa Kiss: Slave Alisa

Alisa Kiss will force you to have a boner in the classic Slave Leia bikini.

Posted On: September 17, 2016 with No Comments
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Alisa Kiss: Slave For You Video

Alisa Kiss teases in the most iconic sexy cosplay of all time…the Slave Leia bikini! Oh my Jabba!

Posted On: August 10, 2016 with No Comments
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Alisa Kiss: Droid Bubble Bath Video

Alisa Kiss hops into a bubble bath to show you what happens when you get a droid all wet. R2D2 like you’ve never seen before!

Posted On: May 23, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Bathing Leia Zipset Video

Back in November, in honor of the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens movie, Pattycake broke the internet when she released her Bathing Leia Premium video only to her members.

Cosplaying in the iconic Princess Leia slave girl bikini, Pattycake finger fucked herself in the bath on her way to cumming to the darkside.

This super hot 30-minute video was only available for a short time, but she decided to re-release it to everyone today for the May 4th galactic holiday. May the Fourth be with you!

Posted On: May 4, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: R2DU II Limited Time Only Video

For her newest Limited Time Only video, Pattycake wants to show you the port where R2D2 hides Luke Skywalker’s blue lightsaber. This is not the first time I’ve made lightsaber sounds as I masturbated, and with all these Star Wars sequels Disney is pumping out, it may not be the last. The Force is just too strong!
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Posted On: December 25, 2015 with No Comments
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