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Sexy Pattycake: Shopaholic I Video

Sexy Pattycake is a shopaholic. Just look at all those shoes! Yeah right, like anyone is going to pay attention to the background while she is getting nude and having fun with that sweet sucker! This video would be more accurately titled, “Pattycake Masturbates with a Lollipop I.” Just saying.

Posted On: June 22, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Wet Rainbow Video

“Pattycake in the shower, I could watch her for hours. She’s all clean, her t-shirt sheen. Download Wet Rainbow.” – Levar Burton

Posted On: June 14, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: No Problems

Pattycake knows the deal. As blazoned on her shirt, no boyfriend, no problems. No one to stop her from showing off her phat ass, or covering her nipples with bandaids. Those are for our safety, by the way. I think if she ever went full topless, the sight would be so glorious that our faces would melt like Arnold Ernst Toht opening the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted On: June 10, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Easy Breezy II Video

Pattycake enjoys a nice breezy day on her sunporch with a yellow vibrator and no panties! Ah, springtime.

Posted On: June 7, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Perky Babysitter I Video

Pattycake gets naughty on the nanny cam! She’s not the most attentive babysitter in the world, but when you come home to find secret videos like this…how could you not want her to keep coming over?

Posted On: May 30, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Garden of Patty

Pattycake has been known to conjure up quite the aggressive trouser snake.

Posted On: May 26, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Little Daisy II LTO Video

Pattycake just released one of her famous LTO videos! And, though, I can’t post any actual video (stupid copyright laws 🙁 ), I did create this sexy animated gif that gives you a good idea what happens. No spoilers, but damn! Remember, LTO means “Limited Time Only”, so you better download it now!
Sexy Pattycake Little Daisy II LTO Video

Posted On: May 21, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: The Girls I Video

Pattycake plays with the girls on the bed. “The girls” being her big boobs, of course!

Posted On: May 18, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: ShowerCam 3 Video

Pattycake really needed a shower after her messy Cinco de Mayo fiesta. Or, as I like to say, fiasco! So, she gets all clean in this video. Completely nude in the shower, soaping her entire body, pressing her nipples on the glass. Wow!

Posted On: May 10, 2013 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Holy Guacamole

Pattycake found a use for all the leftover guacamole from her Cinco de Mayo fiesta. From the looks of how messy she gets, I think she must’ve finished all the tequila on her own. ¡Ay, caramba!

Posted On: May 7, 2013 with No Comments
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