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Sexy Pattycake: Eskimo GoGo

Pattycake is a cute Eskimo girl in gogo boots. If I were ever stranded in the Arctic, I’d want to have Pattycake and her big round butt keep me warm in my mega igloo mansion. I’d also like to show her how my needle always points north! Just in case we ever got lost, of course. Boing!

Posted On: February 27, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Shower Cam Limited Time Only Video

Pattycake hops in the shower again for her newest Limited Time Only video! I could watch her wash dat ass all day long.
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Posted On: February 22, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Frozen I Video

Pattycake freezes her phat ass off in the snow playing with her dildo for the first part of her Frozen video series.

Posted On: February 17, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: 50 Shades of Patty Zipset Video

Despite being blatant plagiarism fan fiction of the Twilight series, the Fifty Shades of Grey books have, no doubt, made women across America very horny. Once the first book came out, I started getting random late night texts from ex-girlfriends looking to play out their newly developed BDSM fantasies. Sure, why not?

But, Pattycake wanted to give something back to the guys out there who may be tired of hearing about the casting drama (Jax Teller, really?), and endless advertising about the new Fifty Shades movie.

Her new 50 Shades of Patty video was released today and gives her own spin on the story while covering it in grey goo! Even though all I could think about watching was her getting fucked by the T-1000 from Terminator 2, and I had to look up steel ben wa balls on Google, this zip certainly has something for everyone. They go in the pussy and not in the butt, by the way. I couldn’t quite tell from the angle the guy was shoving them inside her. You learn something new everyday…

It clocks in at over 30-mins long and features Pattycake tied to her bed, molested and spanked by mystery man hands, then masturbating with grey goo for the wet and messy crowd. Check out the trailer below!

Posted On: February 16, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Sweet Heart

Pattycake, being the sweet heart she is, joins in on the 2015 Valentine’s Day camel toe extravaganza! I didn’t even dress for the occasion…but she sure did!

Posted On: February 12, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Monkey Business II Limited Time Only Video

Pattycake goes ape all over her banana dildo in her new Limited Time Only video! I know a monkey that needs to be spanked right now!
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Posted On: February 3, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Adult Swim Video

Pattycake jumps in the pool and does a master shake of her big boobs during adult swim. Meatwad also makes an appearance…in my pants.

Posted On: January 30, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Frozen…

Redheaded Pattycake braves the powerful 2015 blizzard crippling the Northeast United States in a thong. For those wishing this was Elsa from Frozen cosplay…let it go! Pattycake doesn’t want to build a snowman, she wants to build boners!

Posted On: January 26, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Spoiled Brat II Video

Sexy Pattycake is sometimes a spoiled brat, but when she take off her bra to show off her big boobs she tends to get whatever she wants!

Posted On: January 20, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Break Your Heart II Video

I’m not sure if Pattycake wants to break my heart or my cock looking that sexy in the shower! Wow!

Posted On: January 12, 2015 with No Comments
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