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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty II

With Rogue One ready to drop next week, the Disney marketing machine is in full Force. See what I did there? They even turned Epcot’s Spaceship Earth ride (the big iconic globe structure in the middle of the park) into an entertainingly functional Death Star! It shoots lasers into the sky!

Even still, the planetary body that can even eclipse the biggest media company ever, is dat ass of Darth Patty! Disney, if you really want to put asses in seats for your yearly Star Wars initiative, I’m sure Pattycake would sell some ad space on that big round billboard!

Posted On: December 6, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty I Video

Keep your Death Star, Vader! Darth Patty has an ass that will make everyone explode!

Posted On: November 30, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty: Cum To The Dark Side Premium Video

Pattycake wants you to Cum To The Dark Side in her new 42-minute Premium Video!

Darth Patty finds new uses for her lightsaber before submitting fully to the Emperor on her knees. With her mouth wide-open, she still ends up with his midi-chlorians all over her face! Sith semen?

Be happy you still have both your hands and get ready to feel the Force of sexual enjoyment on this Cyber Monday. Remember, Pattycake’s premium videos are only available for a limited time!

Posted On: November 28, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty

Darth Patty wants you to cum to the dark side, but it’s dat backside that makes me grab my lightsaber! If you hear some labored breathing, it will be coming from me.

Posted On: November 22, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician V Limited Time Only Video

With the 2016 election finally over and Trumpageddon ready to be written into the history books, Pattycake finishes up her Dirty Politician series with a new Limited Time Only video.
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Posted On: November 12, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician: Erection Day Premium Video

This election has left a bad taste in virtually everyone’s mouth. Most people voting today seem to be doing it begrudgingly. Well, once you’re done with this election, Pattycake wants to help you with your erection! She will wash that taste of your mouth with deliciously messy chocolate!

We’ve replaced debates over stimulus packages like in 2008, with pussy grabbing. Well, Pattycake will stimulate your package while grabbing her pussy!

Afraid of what’s going to happen to the job market? Pattycake has you covered with all the best jobs…foot jobs, hand jobs and blowjobs!

America may (or may never) become great again. It all depends on where you are sitting. But, this new Premium video from Pattycake will definitely make orgasms great again!

Clocking in at over 30 minutes, this video has her shedding her red hat and lady suit, and washing away 2016 with some chocolate syrup in the shower. She finally goes to town with that giant red dildo she’s been teasing lately, too.

Remember, she pulls her premium videos after a short time, so you better get on this now! It’s also available only for members to purchase ($24.95), so you have to join her site to buy it!

Posted On: November 8, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician II

Erection Day…I mean Election Day is upon us. If you can’t find it in your head or heart for whom to vote, listen to your penis. Vote Pattycake!

Posted On: November 7, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician IV Video

As Election Day draws near, Pattycake makes her final push to move up the poles! She has something very special planned for that day…check out her new Premium video trailer!

Posted On: November 4, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician

Trump and Clinton won’t even get this down and dirty! On Election Day, Monday November 7 (or 28th if you’re voting for Trump), Pattycake has something very special planned to help you forget about whoever wins this crazy election. It will be the last hurrah before we end up in a nuclear war with Russia, either way.

She will make orgasms great again on November 7, 2016!

Posted On: October 31, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician III Video

Even though I think Pattycake will make the domestic budget bulge (because she makes everything bulge) if she is elected, there definitely wouldn’t be an email scandal. Patty posts all her dirty messages on her members forum for everyone to read.

Posted On: October 28, 2016 with No Comments
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