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Introducing Nips Customs – Beta Test

Let’s try something new, shall we?

I’ve worked in this industry for a long time. I help Pattycake with her server and I have even shot content for Bailey Knox, Alisa Kiss and a couple other sites.

Anyways, I tend to shoot a lot of other content that never sees the light of day. It is usually with models I want to test for a paysite, but for whatever reason, I decide it’s not a good fit. Besides the stereotypical drama reasons you’d expect, it is usually more like the traveling distance, they can’t be exclusive, or the model is nervous about being all over the internet.

So, I want to try something new. Customs!

The basic idea is instead of creating content I choose to feed a membership site that anyone can see, you would be funding content YOU want to see! And very little people will have access to ever see it. Little people as in a low number of people, not as in like Warwick Davis. To be clear, I would totally let him be a part of this, if he’s a fan.

It’s sort of like Kickstarter but to see nips. Nipsstarter?

It will not be cheap. Just to rent an ok place to shoot for one day is at least $250! Then you pay the model, travel, etc. One day of shooting can go well over $1000 and that isn’t even getting into the editing time in post production.

I know there are some people out there looking for more than I currently offer here on NIPS.com. Lately, I’ve only had 5 active models to post, and the newest one of those opened her site 5 years ago.

Right now I am just putting together an email list that I will send out when I am shooting a new prospective model. Then out of those people who fund a shoot, they will be given a chance to see all the shoots funded that month by everyone.

It will not be a membership site that just anyone can join, it will be more like an exclusive secret club. Fidelio.

Nude, non nude, solo, tease, pinup, fetish…if you enjoy this type of content and have the means to fund it, please send me an email and give me your thoughts.

Posted On: March 7, 2017 with No Comments
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Ken Bone Gets Boner

ken-bone Ken Bone, the affable bespectacled chubster with an affinity for red sweaters, stole the heart of the internet during last week’s Presidential Shit Show Debate when he asked the nominees about their energy policies. But now, the warriors of our current culture of shame and reporters of sensationalized trash news from all the major media outlets have set their sights on him.

It started out so good, too! He made a round of positive appearances on news programs and late night talkshows, and received a solicitation from Courtney Stodden to be the Ken to her Barbie.

Every Barbie needs a Ken … and Ken Bone is mine! #kenbone #boneme #presidentialdebate

A photo posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on

He also was offered $100,000 to appear on the adult cam network CamSoda, aka the Tab Cola of camsites. MFC4Life! In any case, he declined.

By Thursday, however, the magic started to wear off when it was reported that he accepted free rides to tweet about Uber’s new uberSELECT service. CNN Money, which should be reporting business news, went out of their way to label him a “sell out” while admitting he didn’t accept any actual money for the tweet. Ace reporting.

Things really blew up after Ken Bone did an AMA on Reddit, though. He used an old username that had quite a sordid history. “Sordid” meaning making some dad jokes about pregnant woman being “beautiful human submarines” on a Preggoporn subreddit, and saying he liked seeing Jennifer Lawrence’s butthole when her hacked pics were leaked during the Fappening. In context, he was making jokes. Along with all these new rules we have to live by or be shamed by a vocal minority of Social Justice Warriors, men are no longer allowed to like actresses’ buttholes. Hugh Mungus, wot?

Now, he’s being shamed and painted as a pervert by journalistic institutions like CBS News, Fox News, CNN Money (again), the New York fucking Times! Even Maxim, of all places, piled it on.

He’s just a regular guy who asked a question at a debate, an innocent nonpartisan question about energy. You may ask yourself, what does this story have to do with NIPS, and whatever color goo Pattycake is playing with this month (I’m guessing it will be orange and black)? Well, first they come to take away your memes, then they come to take your porn! Yes, even the preggoporn! Besides, there is a pic of Courtney Stodden in her underwear and you can find the Jennifer Lawrence nudes if you click around a bit. See her butthole in all its glory(hole?)!

Posted On: October 15, 2016 with No Comments
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Saddest Lapdance Ever

Well, Ben Affleck is no longer the saddest guy on the internet. A chubby wife tries to give her husband a sexy lapdance, but he is not impressed. She says that she’s going to dance to the Lana Del Ray song Lucky Ones because “they are the lucky ones,” his face, however, tells a different story. A very sad story…

The YouTube comments are gold, too!

Posted On: April 1, 2016 with No Comments
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