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Back in 2013, I posted a video of Bailey Knox and Misty Gates giving their naturally busty buddy, Carlotta Champagne, sexy nude lapdances. I swore I had also posted a photo gallery that was shot the same day, but I couldn’t find it through any searches. Mandela Effect?
In any case, the lost lapdance photos have finally surfaced!
Also, later that same night, when Carlotta was away, Misty and Bailey played!
Never leave Misty Gates alone with your toothbrush. You will never please her as much as she can get herself off with your Oral-B, and you’ll just have to buy a new one. Or maybe not! Check out this new video of Misty cumming in the shower with a her makeshift vibrator.
For the past year, Misty Gates has tracked her beloved missing marine mammal, Eduardo the Seal. He disappeared last fall after helping Bailey Knox understand the difference between being a filthy nude and classy glamour model. While some clues have popped up recently, nothing has lead her to him.
Desperate, and unable to give up hope, Misty embarks on her own bogus journey through the fires of hell to find her best friend.
It’s been a tumultuous month for Misty Gates on social media. First, she uncovered that spooky backwards message. Support flooded in as fans tried their best to rally her spirits, and these efforts seemed to pay off, with Misty even announcing plans to hit the dating scene again after a long time of keeping herself off the market.
This drew the ire of Misty’s ex-boyfriend (and former sex tape co-star). A no-holds barred Twitter-feud ensued between Misty and Whale, so the source of these leaked pictures might surprise no one.
What the HELL is wrong with you RN??? OMG you better not post the other pictures or I'll fucking MURDER YOU!! 🔪🐳 https://t.co/3RvaPERANo
— Mistyrious F. Gates (@Misty_Gates) August 11, 2016
Whale shopped these pictures around to various media outlets. We knew you guys would be eager to see them, so we went all in, beating out the likes of TMZ and YDG. Enjoy this exclusive glimpse into Misty’s new relationship, as well as, her sexy attempts to stoke the fires of an old flame.
It’s a shame Eduardo is still AWOL. He would surely be furious, if he’s not already rolling in his grave somewhere!
No one has seen Eduardo the Seal since Halloween. Misty Gates continues her search for her best friend, but she starts to worry after stumbling across this clue while playing a Buckcherry record backwards.
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW?? 😳 Am I crazy?? Does anyone else hear that?! pic.twitter.com/lgSbU3vsRb
— Mistyrious F. Gates (@Misty_Gates) August 2, 2016
Misty Gates really loves the A&E show, Hoarders. I mean, it’s fascinating to watch people not want to throw away old cereal boxes. However, her decision to work with Hoarders Inc. to clean up the apartment of a local hoarder goes terribly wrong. Never take jobs off Craigslist, girls. Unless it’s “modeling” for NIPS, of course! Then it’s ok.
Always a good sport, Misty shows up in a cute Boba Fett apron and cheerfully takes on the orders of her demanding neckbeard boss. But, when his Decepticon magnet goes missing, things start to get really weird! Misty pleads with him to calm down as she helps him search, but he starts to rage, and takes poor Misty captive with a Hyrulean Master Sword!
Things don’t look good for Misty Gates when the strip search starts…you’ll have to download the UNCENSORED video to find out what happens next!
May 4th is a special day in Star Wars fandom. “May the Fourth be with you.” Get it? Misty Gates plays her geek card well with her Princess Leia
Organa Orgasma Solo cosplay. Check out dat ass, you scruffy-looking Nerf herders!
A battle is raging on Twitter, triggered by the latest release from Epic Zips starring Misty Gates, appropriately titled The Anal Zip. In one corner a defiant webmodel and her loyal fans; in the other, an anthropomorphic seal with more hang ups about human sexuality than one might assume.
Misty Gates, a camgirl who is becoming increasingly well-known for her remarkably round ass, chose a zipset as the vehicle to do her first ever anal toy scene. Not everyone was thrilled at the news.
Today Ms. Gates unexpectedly went into an ALL CAPS meltdown as she engaged a flurry of admonishing tweets over her choice to sodomize herself for sexual gratification. What pushed her buttons? “Eduardo the Seal” told her she’d disappointed him.
My dear Misty. I am not just disappointed, but mostly I am let down. I see ju have made a sodomy video in violation of nature @Misty_Gates
— Eduardo the Seal (@EduardoTheSeal) February 25, 2015
What starts as a moral lecture on the evils of anal quickly covers a lot of other ground, ranging from arguments about interspecies dating to the precautions taken (or not) to prevent ass bacteria from getting all over your clean dishes in the kitchen.
You know what @EduardoTheSeal I'm getting SICK of your Holier-than-thou shit about the whole sodomy thing!!!
— Mistyrious F. Gates (@Misty_Gates) February 25, 2015
FUCK YOU @EduardoTheSeal!! THAT IS SO HURTFUL!!! YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT PREVENTION OF CROSS CONTAMINATION IS TO ME!!!!
— Mistyrious F. Gates (@Misty_Gates) February 25, 2015
Stay tuned to NIPS as we follow this story! In the meantime…
Bailey Knox, Carlotta Champagne, Misty Gates and Pookie from Party All Star turn down for no one at the Epic Panda Hot Tub Party! Carlotta brought along her naturally busty friend, Pookie, giving this party the best pair of pair of boobs I have ever seen together. Also, Misty and Bailey couldn’t keep their hands off each other! Yes, it was that kind of party!
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